Sleeping Like A B****
(I am getting home just after midnight from work. I walk in and my boyfriend is in bed with the lights off.)
Me: “Hey, you awake?”
Boyfriend: *groggy* “Where my b****es at?”
Me: “Babe?”
Boyfriend: *snores*
(He had no memory of this in the morning.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
