Sleeping Like A B****

| Romantic | September 23, 2015

(I am getting home just after midnight from work. I walk in and my boyfriend is in bed with the lights off.)

Me: “Hey, you awake?”

Boyfriend: *groggy* “Where my b****es at?”

Me: “Babe?”

Boyfriend: *snores*

(He had no memory of this in the morning.)

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