Sleep-Talking Is Such A Snore

| Romantic | February 14, 2012

(My girlfriend has a nasty cold, so she goes to bed early. I come to bed late.)

Girlfriend: *talking in her sleep* “Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle! I’m 100% wiggle!”

(I ignore this, as she has an active imagination while sleeping. I rest my head on
her shoulder to sleep.)

Girlfriend: “Oh, honey, don’t do that. I don’t want you to get sick too!”

Me: “Aren’t you sleeping?”

Girlfriend: “I don’t know…actually, yeah!”

(She proceeds to start making fake-sounding cartoon-like snoring sounds. This
turns rapidly into real snoring.)

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