Skipped The Relationship And Went Straight To Marriage

| Romantic | August 9, 2016

(My best friend and I spend almost all our time together for more than a year, but nothing romantic is going on (yet). I am male; she is female.)

Me: *talking to my mom on the phone* “Yeah, my friends joke that she’s my girlfriend. And about half the church seems to be under the impression that we’re married, even though we don’t hug or kiss or hold hands or anything like that.”

Mom: “That’s probably why they think you’re married!”

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