Sizing Up How Much Of An Idiot You Are

A clerk brings back a turkey that was returned. It’s out of the package and has clearly been brined already, so I follow policy and throw it away.

Ten minutes later:

Customer: “I need a fresh turkey.”

Me: “I’m sorry, but I’m all out.”

Customer: “Are you f****** kidding me?! I just brought my turkey back because it was too big. I want it back!”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir. We have to throw away all the returns. They just dumped the trash into the dumpster.”

Customer: “So, because I bought the wrong size, now I don’t get anything?!”