Size Matters, Part 10
CONTENT WARNING: This story contains content of a medical nature. It is not intended as medical advice.
(I work at a small counter in my store that sells the company’s own brand condoms. A female customer comes to the condom counter with a complaint. I’m busy with a customer, so my coworker steps in.)
Customer: “I want to return these!”
Coworker: “What seems to be the problem?”
Customer: “My husband says they’re too small and they won’t fit him!”
(My coworker is a very unabashed flamboyant man. He proceeds to take a condom out of the packet, open it, unroll it and pull it over his hand and right up to his elbow, all while the customer watches in stony silence.)
Coworker: “If that doesn’t fit your husband, can I have his number?”
Customer: *leaves silently, taking the box with her*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
