Siri-ously, You’re Fine
(My phone’s texting tone is a series of high-pitched characters cheering “yay!” My mother is also very insecure of her looks (she looks fine).)
Mom: *checking the mirror for zits and faults* “I think my hair is thinning.”
(I get a text and my phone starts cheering.)
Mom: “My ego doesn’t need this kind of abuse.”
Me: *dying of laughter as I try to reassure her that her hair is fine*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
