Sir Loin Of Wrong

Customer: “Why does it say this beef comes from Canada?”

Me: “Because that’s where we get the beef from.”

Customer: “But why? Why import from a hostile nation when we have our own cows?!”

Me: “I wouldn’t call Canada a hostile nation. Also, since we’re so close to the Canadian border, it makes sense that some beef is imported from there.”

Customer: “But why?! Why import an inferior product when American beef is the best in the world?”

Me: “This beef is pretty darn good if you ask me, and it’s just as good as other locally sourced US beef.”

Customer: “No. That’s simply not true. If it’s not American, it’s not as good.”

Me: “Well, I guess that’s a matter of opinion.”

Customer: “Also, beef from outside of America has chemicals in it that make you gay.”

Me: “That… is not a matter of opinion.”