Sinking Your Teeth Into This Whole Sibling Thing

| Related | December 22, 2015

(I’ve always been a little self-conscious. I’ve made some changes to my appearance over the past few months, getting a pixie cut and dieting. Today I put on a pair of pants that were always tight on me and realize they’re loose in the waistband. When I come downstairs, my brother is in the kitchen.)

Me: “You know what, [Brother]? I look really good today. I’ve lost some weight, and my hair is totally rockin’ it. I feel pretty good about myself!”

Brother: “Uh oh. Are you worried you won’t be able to continue to improve yourself without a constant stream of criticism?” *puts a hand on my shoulder* “Don’t worry, [My Name], I’m here for you. And your horrible buck teeth.”

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