Stripping Down The Work Force

(My older sister has recently graduated from college.)

Mom: “You’ll need some work clothes once you get a job. Actually, you might get a job where you won’t need special clothes.”

Me: “You might get a job where you don’t need clothes!”

(My sister, mom, and I burst into laughter while my dad begins to look flustered.)

Dad: “Well, at least use a fake name!”