Singing Is Good For The Sole

(My family is having sushi for dinner. My brother’s favorite kind of sushi is anything that contains tuna.)

Waitress: “Can I get you guys anything else?”

Brother: “Yeah, can we get more tuna nigiri, please?”

Mom: “Haven’t you had enough tuna for one night?”

Brother: “No! I haven’t had my fill yet!”

Mom: “You shouldn’t eat so much tuna. It’s bad for you; it’s very high in mercury.”

Brother: “So, eating tuna will make me a better singer? Don’t stop me now!”