Sing-Song Advice

(After a show of my favourite singer, I head over to the merchandise stand and decide to buy a girlie shirt.)

Me: “I wonder which size I should go for. Usually I’m an M, but you never know with those girlies… It could be too tight around the chest.”

Merch Girl: “I can’t really say… Let me show them both to you.”

(Suddenly, the singer pops in out of nowhere, apparently having overheard our conversation.)

Singer: “You. I have size L. You should take an M. That’ll fit you.”

(Next moment, she was gone again, absorbed in the gulf of fans swarming around her. Stunned, I decided to buy size M, and it indeed fit me just right!)