Been A While Since She Climbed The Family Tree
Aunts & Uncles, Cousins, Grandparents, Holidays, Party, Portland, Silly, USA, Washington | Related | December 27, 2017
(At my family’s Christmas dinner, my uncle is talking to my cousin. His mom — my grandma — hears them, and asks this gem.)
Grandma: “Oh, you know [Cousin]?”
Uncle: “Yes, Mom. He’s my son.”
Me: *snorts into potatoes from a table away*
(In her defence, she’s 80 years old with eight kids. Not exactly easy to keep track.)
