Silly Boy, Stamps Are For Muggles
Office Supply Store | Right
| December 23, 2011
(A customer comes to my till with two boxes of envelopes.)
Me: “Do you need stamps for your envelopes?”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “Do you need stamps for your envelopes?”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “Do you need stamps?”
Customer: *stares*
Me: “For your envelopes?”
Customer: “What are stamps?”
Me: “Mailing stamps…for your envelopes.”
Customer: *stares*
Me: “To mail your envelopes.”
Customer: “Oh. No.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
