Silly Boy, Stamps Are For Muggles
(A customer comes to my till with two boxes of envelopes.)
Me: “Do you need stamps for your envelopes?”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “Do you need stamps for your envelopes?”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “Do you need stamps?”
Customer: *stares*
Me: “For your envelopes?”
Customer: “What are stamps?”
Me: “Mailing stamps… for your envelopes.”
Customer: *stares*
Me: “To mail your envelopes.”
Customer: “Oh. No.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
