Silent But Deadlift

This story reminded me of a similar experience but for very different reasons.

I work in a 24/7 gym, but it’s usually pretty dead between 3-4 AM.

This huge hulk of a man comes in, taps his membership card, and then looks over at the free weights section.

Gym Member: “Oh, there’s someone there.”

Me: “Yeah, he just got here. He told me he has jetlag, so he might as well work out.”

Gym Member: “D*** it. I was hoping to have the corner to myself. I got the protein farts something real bad, and I wanted to let them out between each rep without caring.”

Me: “Something tells me if you were to proceed with your plan, you’ll end up having the corner to yourself sooner than you might think!”