Silence Defiance

(I’ve been startled by my brother lately. All he’s doing is entering the room, but he doesn’t make any noise. When I turn around, there is he and I give a shout.)

Brother: *clapping*

Me: “AHHH!”

Brother: “It’s just me. Why are you so scared?”

Me: “You’re like a ninja. Make some noise when you enter a room!”

Brother: “A ninja… making noise… That’s a bad ninja.”

Me: “Just do it for your little sister!”

Brother: “I just can’t wrap my head around it. Making noise… when you’re a ninja…”