Signings Of The Times
Me: “Are you paying by cash or card today, ma’am?”
Customer: “Card.” *She hands me a credit card.*
Me: “Ma’am, you need to sign the back of the card.”
Customer: “I’m not going to do that. I don’t want anyone to steal my signature.”
Me: “Ma’am, if you’re uncomfortable signing the card, you can write ‘See ID” on the back so that cashiers like me know to check your ID.”
Customer: “No, because all my information is on my ID!”
Me: “That’s… kinda the whole point, ma’am.”
Customer: “But then someone will steal that, too!”
Me: “Ma’am, the only person seeing your ID in this whole process is me.”
Customer: “Exactly!” *Narrows eyes.*
She ended up paying with cash.
