Sight-Seeing, Clarified

I’m working at an excursions desk on a large cruise ship. A family (parents, two teen daughters) approaches and asks about a boating tour.

Mother: “So, if I go on this tour, will I see the dolphins with my eyes?”

Teen Daughter: “No, mom, you’ll see them with your a**hole. What else are you going to see them with?!”

Me: *Trying not to laugh.* “Yes, ma’am, you’ll see the dolphins with your real eyes.”

Mother: *Pointing to me but talking to her daughter.* “See! She knew I meant my real eyes and not… You know… other eyes!”

They booked the tour. They enjoyed it very much with their eyes.