Sickly Sweet

(I have been feeling sick for the last couple of days, and I am texting my boyfriend about it.)

Me: “I always get sick. Make it go away.”

Boyfriend: “I can’t directly talk to your antibodies and immune system as a whole, but I can be a constant supply of soup, cuddles, cheek/forehead kisses, and movie/TV partner.”

Me: “As long as you don’t try to spoon-feed me soup.”

Boyfriend: “Okay. Yeah, that’s kinda undermining you as a person there.”