Sickly Solicitations

(I’ve been sick for a few days so I am resting. My boyfriend keeps trying to give me kisses.)

Me: “I don’t want your unsolicited kisses”

Boyfriend: “Okay, fine. I’ll let you rest”

(An hour goes by and I ask him for kisses when he walks by. He starts kissing my cheek but I remember I don’t want him catching my fever.)

Me: “NO!”

Boyfriend: *under his breath* “Not even solicited kisses…”