Sickening Sisterly Love

(My sister has come down with the flu, and is acting pretty sad and childlike.)

Sister: “I wanna hang out with you, but I don’t wanna get you sick!”

Me: “[Sister], again, by this point, I would have already gotten sick. Just don’t cough on me.”

Sister: “Well, I was planning to cough on EVERYTHING YOU LOVE, but okay.”