Sick Of Your Lack Of Telepathy  

, , , , | Right | December 6, 2019

(I am working a ride at a local amusement park that spins decently fast. The park is busy so the line is long. Someone throws up on the ride, so we need to close the ride and have it cleaned and disinfected. I go to inform the long line.)

Me: “Sorry, guys, the ride is temporarily closed for cleaning because someone got sick; come back in about thirty minutes.”

Customer: “What the f***?! Why is the ride closed?!”

Me: “Someone got sick, sir, so we have to clean the ride.”

Customer: “You should have told us before making us wait in this f****** line!”

(The customer storms off while flipping me off.)

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