Shurikens On Aisle Three

| Working | October 10, 2013

(My boss’ office is out by the back dock, at the end of a narrow corridor covered by security cameras that are viewed in the office. I’m walking down this corridor to ask her a question.)

Me: *sticks head in door* “Hey, boss—”

(My boss screams and whips her head around.)

Boss: “Don’t do that!”

Me: “What?”

Boss: “Don’t scare me like that! I didn’t know you were coming!”

Me: “What do you mean? There are cameras down the whole corridor!”

Boss: “I didn’t hear you coming! Admit it; you’re a ninja!”

Me: “…yes boss, I’m a ninja. Now, about aisle three…”

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