Shuriken Sale On Aisle Three

| Related | July 30, 2013

(My seven-year-old daughter, five-year-old son and I are going into a store. A man on a sporty black motorcycle pulls up. He is completely dressed in black. We are probably ten feet away from him. My son starts speaking very loudly.)

Son: “I think that guy is a ninja.”

Daughter: “You can’t see ninjas.”

Son: “Ninjas need stuff too.”

(The man just laughs.)

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