Showing Them Who Is Boss
(My boss has brought in his two- and five-year-old sons to work while he prints off his Christmas cards.)
Me: “Is it okay if I make these two some little origami claws?”
Boss: “Sure.”
(I make the origami and hand them to the boys.)
Me: “Here you go.”
Boss: “What do you say?”
Kid: “Thank you and get back to work!”