Showing Them Who Is Boss

(My boss has brought in his two- and five-year-old sons to work while he prints off his Christmas cards.)

Me: “Is it okay if I make these two some little origami claws?”

Boss: “Sure.”

(I make the origami and hand them to the boys.)

Me: “Here you go.”

Boss: “What do you say?”

Kid: “Thank you and get back to work!”