Show Your Professor Some Puppy Love

(I have a professor in college who was well known for his elaborate Halloween costumes. I am walking across campus to class. Someone dressed in red high heels, a coat with plastic puppies sewn to it, a knee length dress, a black and white wig, and a cigarette holder approaches me.)

Professor: “Hello, [My Name]!”

Me: *not sure who it is* “Um… Hi?”

(I stared at this person and it suddenly clicked that it’s my professor. He just walked away as I gaped, open mouthed, at him. I got to class early to watch as my classmates stopped dead in the doorway, staring at the professor before hurriedly going to sit. The best part? My professor taught class dressed as Cruella De Ville as though he dressed like that every day. Best. Professor. Ever.)