Show A Bit Of Bloody Compassion

(We’re sitting in Typography class waiting for a quiz to start when a girl walks in holding her hand.)

Student: “Um, siiiir?”

(She holds up her arm and blood is gushing out of her palm.)

Student: “I need some help bandaging this up.”

(The professor makes no movement to help so another student rushes up.)

Professor: “Our quiz is about to start. This is your only chance to take it.”

Student #2: “She needs stitches and has to go to the hospital!”

Professor: “Well, she can go after or forfeit a grade.”

Student #3: “There’s a first aid kit in the main hallway.”

(The three students leave.)

Professor: “Well, they’re all receiving a zero.”

(He then proceeded to leave the room after them. After 10 minutes we peeked our heads outside and there was a TRAIL of blood on the floor. Turned out the professor stood there watching them patch her hand until they left to take her to the hospital to get stitches. He really did fail them!)