Shouldn’t They Smell Minty?
Some customers are collecting an online order of Canadian dollars.
Me: “These are brand new bills, so they’ll be a little crisp.”
Customer: “Oh, really?! That’s amazing!”
I count the bills and place them in the envelope. She grabs them as soon as I hand them over, sticks her nose in the envelope, and takes a long, loud sniff.
Me: “Uh…”
Customer: *Look of disappointment.* “Oh…”
Me: “Are you okay, ma’am?”
Customer: “I thought they were supposed to smell like maple syrup!”






