Shouldn’t Have Toad Them

Related | January 15, 2016

(My grandma, brother, and I are on our way to the movies. We are talking about my biological grandfather’s family, and my grandma is talking about one of my great aunts.)

Grandma: “And then there was her husband, whom we called Toad. He was such a nice man. He died a long time ago.”

(Some time passes.)

Brother: “Hey, Grandma, you said Toad died, right?”

Grandma: “Yeah.”

Brother: “He croaked.”

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