Shouldn’t Engage In Pillow Talk

, , , , , | Friendly | October 20, 2017

(We stop at my brother’s store during a big sale. It is so busy that we volunteer to help. As I am helping one elderly lady, it becomes apparent that she has just discovered that my brother is gay.)

Elderly Lady: “I just don’t like to think about what he does. It’s so…” *she shudders*

Me: “What do you do in your bedroom?”

Elderly Lady: “That’s none of your business!”

Me: “Precisely, ma’am. Whatever happens in the bedroom should concern only those in that bedroom.”

(She stared at me with her mouth open before slinking off to the checkout.)

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