Shouldn’t Be So Secure In That Request

(I work at airport security and am doing a sweep outside. The airport maintains a strict no parking policy and every car parked outside the parking lot gets towed in about five minutes. A guy parks his car in front the entrance and comes towards me.)

Guy: “Excuse me, are you security?”

Me: “Yes, is there anything wrong?”

Guy: “Oh, no, I was just wondering if you could secure my vehicle to make sure it won’t be towed until I come back.”

Me: *speechless*