Shouldn’t Be A-Moo-sing

(My friend and I are watching ‘Le Grand Chef,’ about a poor man who is in a competition to be the heir to the Royal Chef. At one point, he has to demonstrate how to cut up a cow. Because he is poor, he can not buy a cow and sacrifices his pet cow instead. In this scene, the pet cow is on the way to the slaughterhouse. This is the saddest part of the movie.)

My Friend: “Later on, you’ll see, as the cow goes in, it will turn around and look very sad, maybe shed tears.”

Me: “Nah, I don’t think so. Look at the corridor it’s walking in, it’s too narrow to turn.”

(As soon as I said that, the cow turned around with the saddest expression on its face.)

My Friend & Me: *burst out laughing*

(The other moviegoers around us shot us dirty looks for the rest of the movie!)