Every Time I Think Of You I Wipe Myself
(My boyfriend and I are in a long-distance relationship. We are discussing things to do during our upcoming weekend together.)
Me: “Do you plan on going running or jogging with me this weekend? Or would you rather just take it easy?”
Boyfriend: “I want to spend each and every non-toilet second with you.”
Me: “That’s so… sweet.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?