Should Swear Off Violence

| Friendly | May 9, 2014

(I am hanging out after school with two of my friends. I do not swear often but my friends do. One of them is trying to get me to swear because he has never heard me say a curse word.)

Friend #1: “I’ve never heard you swear, [My Name]. I’ve only heard [Friend #2] swear once.”

Me: “It doesn’t work that way. I have to get mad at you.”

Friend #2: “Yeah. Me, too.”

(Friend #1 then proceeds to slap me in the face.)

Friend #2: “Oh, s***!”

Me: “What the f***?”

Friend #1: “Ha! Killed two birds with one stone.”

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