Should Stick To Drinking Punch(lines)

(I’ve just gotten married. My new surname is Champagne. As we cut the cake, my husband’s uncle pours us both a glass of champagne, and my husband drinks his while I only take a small sip (and then make faces).)

Me: “Yuck.”

My Mom: “Not much of a champagne person, huh?”

Me: “Not really.”

Me & Husband: *simultaneously, and loudly* “Well, technically…”

(We follow this up with obnoxious fake laughter.)

Best Man: *deadpan* “I don’t get it.”