Should Stick To 2D Printing

(I’m sitting on my computer talking to several friends over a group chat about the RPG we’re going to be soon playing, when as usual, the conversation derails when my best friend eerily knows exactly what I’m looking at on my computer. It’s important to note that this BFF was one of the groomsmen for my husband when we got married, flew out 3000 miles from where we grew up to be at the wedding, and he’s 6’2″.)

Me: “Get out of my computer, [BFF].”

BFF: “Don’t you know, [My Name], I’m always in your computer. You had to 3D print me for your wedding.”

Me: *without even thinking* “No, I didn’t. I would never use that much material.”

(A long pause, before BFF’s girlfriend and the other two in the chat burst into hysterical laughter.)

BFF: “RUDE!”

Me: “WHAT? NO I MEANT THAT YOU WERE TALL; NOT YOUR WEIGHT.”

(Cue all of us including BFF devolving into giggles.)