Should Probably Ask First
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| October 19, 2024
A group of us were having dinner at my girlfriend’s house before prom. We were all dressed up, having some champagne and a nice dinner. My girlfriend toasted all the guys there who looked so good all dressed up. She then nudged me under the table, and I took the hint that I should toast the beautiful women.
But that’s not what I said. Instead, with her dad filming, I raised my glass and said:
Me: “I’d like to taste all of the beautiful women here tonight.”
I did not realize what I had said, and I sat there confused while everyone burst out laughing and my girlfriend turned a very bright red.