Should Nut Have Said It That Way
(I work in the kitchen of a high-end hotel. We give out “welcome packages” to VIPs, usually consisting of a small plate of food of some kind. Today, we had two people from a large company receiving welcome packages, each including a package of mixed nuts. One of the packages of mixed nuts was a bit larger than the other.)
Me: “Who gets which package, since they’re a little different in size?”
Manager: “I’m not sure! Let me call someone and find out who has seniority!” *on phone* “Hi. I was wondering who has bigger nuts in [Company]?”
Me: *stifles laughter*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?