Should Just STOP Talking
(My dad is turning left onto a road with three lanes going each way. As he makes it into the middle, he suddenly gets T-boned. The police are called and question the other driver.)
Cop: “Why did you keep driving into the intersection even though the light was red?”
Driver: “Well, I couldn’t figure out why everyone was stopped, so I went into the turning lane to go around them, and all of a sudden this guy was in the road and I hit him.”
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