Should Hose Down That Thought

(My wife, another couple, and I are eating dinner while watching high school students enter their prom across the street. We see a girl walk across the street carrying her shoes, while wearing pantyhose.)

Friend: “That would ruin the stockings pretty quickly.”

Me: “Maybe she doesn’t care that they get damaged. Maybe they’re one night hose.”

Everyone: “…”

Me: “That didn’t sound too good.”