Should Have Thought A Head
(At my high school, we have off campus lunch where we’re allowed to walk around the city. On this particular day I’ve been unfortunate enough to have a bird poop on my hair.)
Mom: “You must be tired.”
Me: “Yeah, I really am. What’s for dinner?”
(My dad kisses my head.)
Dad: “What do you want?”
Me: “Did you really just kiss my head?!”
(Dad’s eyes widen in realization as he runs upstairs to wash his mouth.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
