Should Have Put Dairy In The Diary, Part 2

(Every year, a seasonal favorite at the liquor store is eggnog with the good stuff in it. I was in my local liquor store and heard another customer complaining to the clerk.)

Customer: “Where’s all of the eggnog at?”

Clerk: “I’m sorry, but we are all sold out.”

Customer: “This is unbelievable. It’s Christmas Eve and you’re all out of eggnog. The same thing happened last year. Didn’t you people learn anything from that?”

Clerk: “Actually, I did. I bought my bottle two weeks ago when I found out that Christmas was finally coming.”