Should Have Pleaded The Fifth
(We use a simple chalk-marking system to monitor how long cars have been parked downtown.)
Man: *seeing me make a small chalk mark on a car tire* “Hey! You can’t do that!”
Me: “I’m pretty sure I can.”
Man: “That’s illegal!”
Me: *marking the next car* “How is it illegal?”
Man: “It’s against the Fourth Amendment!”
Me: “You mean the Fourth Amendment, which protects you from unlawful searches and seizures?”
Man: “Don’t get medical with me!”
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