Should Have Kept All The Oreos Locked Down
High School | Learning
| September 7, 2016
(My class is doing a lock down drill, so we are in a supply closet.)
Student #1: “I’m hungry and lunch isn’t soon enough for me!”
Teacher: “What lunch do you have?”
Student #1: “Third lunch and it is only homeroom now.”
(One of my classmates starts opening every drawer in the supply closet and finds Oreos and Doritos.)
Student #2: “I found food! We are saved!”
Student #3: “FOOOOOOOOD!”
Student #4: “Give me the Oreos!”
(My classmates start eating and passing around the food. then my friend says something that the whole class won’t forget.)
Friend: “Are Oreos supposed to fart or was that just me?”
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