Should Have Gone For Tutti Fruits Of The Holy Spirit

| Related | January 28, 2015

(My mom grew up in a fairly religious home, and although she doesn’t go to church any more she’s still religious. I’m a bit of an agnostic. We’ve stopped at a small, independent grocery store for ice cream before I pick up my kids and go home.)

Me: “I’d like some mint chocolate chip, but I don’t see it in [Brand].”

Mom: “Well, how about this one? They have it in [Brand].”

Me: “Yeah, I guess…” *sees price* “Jesus Christ!”

Mom: “Watch your mouth!” *whacks my arm*

Me: “I think even Jesus would be upset at $7 for a pint of ice cream!”

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