Should Have Given That Food Some Thought

(I’m grocery shopping with my two-year-old son. I’m buying more food than I usually would because of an upcoming family party, and to restock our emergency food supply. My son is sitting in the shopping cart, eating fruit snacks. It’s important to know that he’ll agree with people sometimes even if he doesn’t know what they’re talking about.)

Me: *jokingly* “[Son], you need to stop eating so much food.”

Son: *looking concerned* “Yeah.”