No Need For The Big Picture, Please
(My band is between sets, taking a break. A guy my age and two people who appear to be his parents approach me, while I’m on the phone.)
Mom: “Hi…”
Me, to caller: “Hold on a sec.”
Mom: *gestures to son* “He thinks you’re really hot.”
Me: *awkward silence*
Mom: “And I’ve heard he has a monster in his pants.”
Me: *unbearably awkward silence*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?