Should Have Done Some Power Laps
(I am a lifeguard near the city. Five minutes before my shift ends, the lights go out.)
Me: *blows whistle* “Everyone has to get out of the pool!”
Patron: “How long is this going to take? I have laps to finish.”
Me: “Uhh… the power went out. It just happens sometimes. You need to get out now.”
Patron: “Fine!” *finishes lap as slow as possible*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
