Should Have Been Wrapped Up Easily
(I work at a sandwich shops that sells wraps, salads, and ciabatta sandwiches. This happens during my first month of working there:)
Me: “Hi, what can I get for you?”
Customer: “I’d like a wrap.”
Me: “Sure, what kind would you like?”
Customer: “Um… what kind can I get?”
Me: “You can get any of our wraps listed here:” *motions to menu board*
Customer: “Okay. I want a small veggie wrap.”
Me: “Sure, would you like I combo with that?”
Customer: “No, just the wrap.” *she pays for her order and I go over to make
it* “What kind of meat comes on it?”
Me: “…Pardon?”
Customer: “What kind of meat comes on it?”
Me: “I’m sorry, I must have misheard. I thought you ordered a veggie wrap.”
Customer: “I did. What kind of meat comes on it?”
Me: “I’m sorry but our veggie wraps are a vegetarian option and don’t come with meat.”
Customer: *blank stare* “But the picture of it has meat.”
Me: “Which picture would that be?”
Customer: *points to the picture of a ham and Swiss ciabatta sandwich that happens to be next to the words “veggie wrap”*
Me: “That’s not our veggie wrap. It’s actually a ham and Swiss ciabatta.”
Customer: “Well, why is it next to the wrap?! I want a sandwich with meat on it! This is false advertising!”
Me: *mental facepalm* “Let me get you a refund.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?