Should Have Been Circumspect
(While my boyfriend and I are watching TV, the show that’s on mentions circumcision.)
Me: “I’m glad you’re circumcised. Uncircumcised penises just look so… sad.”
Boyfriend: “I’m not circumcised.”
Me: “What? Yes, you are.”
Boyfriend: “Wait, is that what that line on my penis is?”
(He honestly did not know he was circumcised, and had always feared that his penis had been pieced together in a surgery his parents had neglected to tell him about.)
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
